First Strike Forums — Female Comebacks

Re: Female Comebacks

null@example.com (FoxyLady) — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:33:04 +0000

Hey someone stole all my best lines lol

null@example.com (pvt.Taylor) — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:53:12 +0000

LOL.

null@example.com (ArcAngel227) — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:26:40 +0000

Nice...and you know, these might be interesting for the rebel chat thingys if there are female troopers, which has been hinted at...

null@example.com (Proton8) — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:43:13 +0000

1.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

2.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

3.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

4.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

5.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

6.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

7.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

8.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

9.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

10.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.