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Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (yultemsee) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:51:36 +0000

imperialtroop3 wrote:

hmmmm... oh now it all makes
thought it was suppose to make
her blend in with the surroundings

it was of course to make her seem like she has some sort of disease which makes her brain dead.

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (Alias Node) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:16:26 +0000

Safe-Keeper wrote:

but how does the man hole work?
It's a purse. You put it down on the ground, and no one notices it, 'cause it looks just like a manhole cover, so it doesn't get lifted.

Which is still dumb.. Like the items in the purse will not cause it to bulge out at all... Might as well tack a "Take ME!" sign on it and lay it on the ground and leave.

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (imperialtroop3) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:21:52 +0000

hmmmm... oh now it all makes
thought it was suppose to make
her blend in with the surroundings

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (Safe-Keeper) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:18:06 +0000

but how does the man hole work?

It's a purse. You put it down on the ground, and no one notices it, 'cause it looks just like a manhole cover, so it doesn't get lifted.

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (imperialtroop3) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:11:03 +0000

man, the guy in the picture
has a weird face and who the
heck is he shaking hands with?

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (BlasterFreak) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:56:03 +0000

Safe-Keeper wrote:

Shaddap, BlasterFreak

No.

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (yultemsee) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:50:25 +0000

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (Safe-Keeper) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:56:14 +0000

Shaddap, BlasterFreak

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (BlasterFreak) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:54:55 +0000

Its a nice try, though any stalker will see you transforming into a vending machine. That aside, if he didn't, he/she will watch closely and notice that one of them is moving because of the wind.

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (Canadiens1160) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:33:24 +0000

Well, that should certainly deter any legally blind potential muggers.

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (mcsrxz) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:23:07 +0000

says fire extinguisher on it so maybe not exactly a fire hydrant

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (TY2D2) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:54:43 +0000

Thats a fire hydrant?

Re: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (imperialtroop3) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:23:32 +0000

lol nice posing as a hydrant
but how does the man hole work?

Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!

null@example.com (Safe-Keeper) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:36:50 +0000

You transform into vending machine, your purse into manhole cover!

Oh, those Japanese

Tiny note: There's a short ad before the actual clip, and the audio is in Norwegian and Japanese. But basically, it's a short clip about a certain Aya Tsukioka, who's come up with a creative solution to the problem of assault and pick-pockets. I especially like the second idea .

I want one of these:

Oh, and you can also turn your kid into a fire hydrant, should you so desire: