Ty, please delete this thread.

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my pie for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my pie! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my pie pennies everyday. You pick up my pie pennies for good luck. You throw my pie pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my pie pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Anyone else have something similar?

lmao at this and your Avatar

Anyone else have something similar?