]]>Or hes in withdrawral from not playing enough.
that's more the case.
Anyhow, how's the battle of Endor coming, devs? And your ballistic laser-guided armor-piercing carnage delivery system with auto-loading and fax modem?
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]]>I noticed the first cruiser come at me full tilt, so I did the position shuffle while returning fire... then I came across a fairly strange weapon. It fired a massive energy pulse up from the ship, then down onto your crosshairs. I hit the cruiser with a few of those shots and it exploded in a great blaze of glory.
"That blast... it's our Ballistic Laser-Guided Super Laser easter egg! That thing's operational!". o.O
]]>Do Jafars Dream of Electric Sheep?
Actually, sheep armed with lightsabers.
]]>I ended up on the Imperial side, and so I manned the Star Destroyer's positions (it was now crewable, with nine different stations, six of which were anti-ship batteries, three of which were anti-starfighter guns on the sides and top). I noticed the first cruiser come at me full tilt, so I did the position shuffle while returning fire... then I came across a fairly strange weapon. It fired a massive energy pulse up from the ship, then down onto your crosshairs. I hit the cruiser with a few of those shots and it exploded in a great blaze of glory.
I then mysteriously switched to the Rebel faction (The round must've ended) and piloted a B-wing. Targeting the other Star Destroyer, I was squad leader in a squad of six, all flying fighters. I ordered "Hit the topside shield generators", and everybody formed up on me. So we flew in, noticed a whole lot of turbolaser towers firing up at us, and attacked the shield generators on top. I remember them looking suspiciously like Deflection towers. The torpedo torrent destroyed both generators. We then started to attack the bottom shield generator (canonically, it's a reactor dome, but I guess the map creators took the Rogue Leader route). The bottom generator looked kinda strange, like two towers coming down from the ship with energy bouncing between them. I remember finally getting nailed by an Interceptor.
The round ended, and I was completely dumbfounded as to why I had never seen this map before. So I went onto the local-server setup screen and looked through the maps. There it was: Great Fleet Engagement, with a screenshot of a few X-wings flying between a pair of Mon Cal Cruisers, headed toward a pair of Imperial Star Destroyers. I remember starting to join a server with 63 people in it playing this map... then I woke up. 
I find this, at once, hysterically comical, but at the same time, entirely possible.
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