I happen to know that none of you are telling the truth.
The TRUE story of my screenname is not an all too complicated one. It was born in the back of a taxi that was pulled over into a ditch on the side of the trans-canada highway. It grew up in the ghettos of every single farm town in canada, all simultaneously mind you. When it was just a young name it was already performing complex calculations, and creating formulae that would one day be used to the betterment of namekind, such as a cocktail of chemicals that can cure names of leetism and inappropriate capital letters. My name then went on to high school where it fell in with the wrong crowd, ended up getting kidnapped (along with the necessary rape), and was found dead 7 years later. After that it's spirit terrorized leet names for a while, and then got bored and eventually came into possession of my soul... and by the way it still has my soul so I have become Ramseus, all I know is how to ram, and I think is how to seus. One day, it may free my soul and I will become an empty shell of a taco. Don't ask how but it'll happen. Oh and another thing, if you've actually read this, I do not appologise for it just being one huge bulking paragraph, in fact I'd like to make this paragraph longer and I'd like to ditch all punctuation from here on in so anyways right now Im typing on my keyboard and I dont really truly know why but I do know that the answer to life the universe and everything is 42 and that the ultimate question to life the universe and everything will never be known because as soon as it is known it will change to something entirely different and even more absurd and if I was using punctuation a period would go right about here denoting the end of this sentance and paragraph

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