"...the honorable representative from the 3,467th district of Kessel now has the floor."
"Thank you madam chairperson, I would like to take the time to bring before this 3rd Galactic Congress the issue of unlawful racing through our sector. While I applaud his effort, Lord Vadar's political platform to 'Restore Peace and Order to the Galaxy' has been uneffective at stopping rogue smugglers from attempting to beat each other's speed records in our Mine Runs. They're so busy wrapping up bragging rights to 'doing the Kessel run in under 12 Parsecs', they don't even see the transport ships that they're constantly running into.
The Galactic Congress' attention to this matter would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your time."
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