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Re: Best gaming quotes thread

"I didn't know the lower lip could stretch completely over the forehead."

Sam & Max, hit the road.

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Re: Best gaming quotes thread

"Hell, its about time."

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Re: Best gaming quotes thread

"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

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Re: Best gaming quotes thread

FSDev| EvilJoe wrote:

"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

-HK47

lool good one

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Re: Best gaming quotes thread

San Andreas quotes:
Wu Zi Mo (blind) Playing Black Jack against Carl:
Woozie: Hit me.
Carl Johnson: Are you sure, man?
Woozie: Yeah. I'm going for a 5 card hand, come on.
[CJ gives Woozie another card]
Carl Johnson: I'm gonna stick. What you got?
Woozie: How would I know? you tell me.
Carl Johnson: Not good. You got, uh, 47.
Woozie: Damn. You're bad luck for me. You know, when I play the other guys, I always win!

The Truth: Carl, do you know how many satellites the government has in space?
Carl Johnson: No. How many?
The Truth: Twenty-three. Do you know how many biblical artifacts the government is keeping at the Pentagon?
Carl Johnson: No.
The Truth: Twenty-three. Don't you see a pattern here?

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Re: Best gaming quotes thread

FSDev| General Un-Co wrote:

The Truth: Carl, do you know how many satellites the government has in space?
Carl Johnson: No. How many?
The Truth: Twenty-three. Do you know how many biblical artifacts the government is keeping at the Pentagon?
Carl Johnson: No.
The Truth: Twenty-three. Don't you see a pattern here?

It's all coming up 23!

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21 Reply by dawdler (edited by dawdler 2007-06-22 03:32:23)

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Re: Best gaming quotes thread

Best RPG quote:

"Destiny my arse! The chest is MINE!!!"
- Gothic 2