someone beat me to the GTA quotes... but i've actually found myself saying this to idiot drivers out there:
"How're you allowed to drive if you're blind!?"
and my personal favorite,
"heheh.. SOMEONE's gunna be mad at you for messin' up their ride!"
and i think, it was fear effect that had two special agent ladies saying:
Lady 1: (in regards to the other's skimpy dress) Why don't you just go in there naked?
Lady 2: Then I'd only have One place to hide a gun.
It's not Camping anymore, it's "Strategic Defense".
... I didn't ram you, i simply didn't care that you were in my way.