For people who are curious. This twit got autobanned multiple times on Rebel Defiance for swearing. Twigs manually unbanned him a couple of times, however after the 3rd time, twigs refused to lift the ban. TBH, if you are that much of an idiot that you can't outwit a server swearlist, you've got problems.
Anyway, as twigs wouldn't unban his nick, he goes off in a fit, a huge tantrum, threatening (LOL), insulting, acting like a child. Twigs was having a good laugh with this, as it's not very often you actually experience someone this potty out of the loop. The kid's ban is a week, he has to deal with it. Now, I got to see the server chat logs of all of this going down, and FS Servers have generally had an agreement to ban unruly members across all servers for the time they were originally banned for, so I add his ban to BlackIntel. Shortly after, the kid starts a hissy fit towards me, I'm greeted with the same threats, insults, and just childish chest thumping. I warn the prat that if he continues to speak to me as he is, I'd make his ban permanent. His next line is another threat, so I follow through. Bye Funky.
Anyhoo, through all of this, the pillock has been sending derogatory PMs to myself and Twigs, his messages basically seem to be a copy-paste of variations of:
"You can't think with logic, I can. You think with emotion."
"I have a bigger ego and am more stubborn than you"
"Speak logically and without bias"
"I'm only going to be polite for so long... <threat>"
"I've beaten harder odds in arguments and enjoyed doing it"
"I'm gonna thump you and put you back in your place"
"I'm right, I'm allowed to be a fatherless child. You're wrong. You don't get that right" (I pay for my server, I reserve the right to ban anyone playing, tyvm)
"Get on XFire so we can sort this out like men"
However he says all this with the spelling of an 8 year old, and the grammar of a dog on acid.
He later appears on IRC, throwing insults, scaring the sheep, and being a general nuisance. Eventually we manage to calm him down (HE THINKS WITH LOGIC, NOT WITH EMOTION) to discuss his banning from the servers. If anyone wants to see it, I'll provide the full chatlog, but here are the golden snippets that tell you exactly what kind of fanny this kid is:
Him saying he "Doesn't read server rules":
-+Gwynzer> well then, that's a bit of a problem.
-< FS_Guest> Ignoring rules isn't the best idea
-+Gwynzer> That's why you got banned, for ignoring rules.
-< Funkotronic> why? they normally hamster furballs.
-+Gwynzer> Ignoring rules results in punishment for breaking them.
-+Gwynzer> Maybe they are hamster furballs.
-< Funkotronic> I follow my own rules. they are far better than anyone elses.
And here is comedy gold. After punching through every hole in his "Argument" and providing absolutely flawless reasoning as to why he is in the wrong:
-<Funkotronic> Im never wrong not gonna start now
-<Gwynzer> You're never ever wrong?
-<Gwynzer> Ever?
-<bloodynoob> youre never wrong that you are allwasy wrong
-<Gwynzer> I thought you used logic?
-<Funkotronic> nope. never wrong.
-<Gwynzer> well, there's your problem.
-<Gwynzer> we were doing so well.
-<Funkotronic> aint always easy. infact sometimes its quite hard. but im never wrong.
-<Gwynzer> A shame.
Amusingly, this is the chatlog from not 5 minutes before:
-<Gwynzer> You may not agree with the server rules.
-<Funkotronic> I knew everyone there was over 21. except slyfox who I thought was 19-20
-<Gwynzer> But can you agree that you were more than justified in being punished for breaking them?
-<FS_Guest> that's not over 21
-<bloodynoob> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gF01TPJe6s
-<Gwynzer> Joshino isn't over 21 either.
FTR, Slyfox is 16. Funktronic was WRONG.
But yeah, only on the internet can you meet people who truly are this bonkers. It's amazing.
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