Topic: The Australian (I mean commonwealth) Games
The Commonwealth Games is a meeting of all of the members of the Queens commonwealth, where they get together in an Olympic Games rip off, so they can have their arses handed to them by Australia. To be a member of the commonwealth you must have been Colonised/Invaded/'Discoverd by' the british of course if you stage a war of say 'Indepedance' against the Queen, not mentionig any names *cough*USA*cough*, you will not be invited to the games. This years Commonwealth Games was held in Me!bourne, my home city.
For anyone who happened to watch the opening or closing ceramony and wondered why when all of the dignitories were introduced, the Lord Mayor of Me!bourne was the only one to get cheared, it is because he is overly hapy/excitable asian and no one can understand a thing he says (mewborn is Sut a gwait city).
Well the common wealth games have been over for a day or two and this is was the medal tally:
G S B Total
Australia 84 69 68 221
England 36 40 34 110
Canada 26 29 31 86
India 22 17 11 50
South Africa 12 13 13 38
Anyone else think Australia kicks arse?
Signing off
