The Commonwealth Games is a meeting of all of the members of the Queens commonwealth, where they get together in an Olympic Games rip off, so they can have their arses handed to them by Australia. To be a member of the commonwealth you must have been Colonised/Invaded/'Discoverd by' the british of course if you stage a war of say 'Indepedance' against the Queen, not mentionig any names *cough*USA*cough*, you will not be invited to the games. This years Commonwealth Games was held in Me!bourne, my home city.

For anyone who happened to watch the opening or closing ceramony and wondered why when all of the dignitories were introduced, the Lord Mayor of Me!bourne was the only one to get cheared, it is because he is overly hapy/excitable asian and no one can understand a thing he says (mewborn is Sut a gwait city).

Well the common wealth games have been over for a day or two and this is was the medal tally:
                    G         S      B     Total
Australia     84       69      68     221

England        36        40      34     110
Canada        26        29      31      86
India              22        17        11      50
South Africa  12     13     13      38

Anyone else think Australia kicks arse?

General Un-Co,
                         Signing off