Topic: Stalked by evil rapists? Turn into a vending machine!
You transform into vending machine, your purse into manhole cover!
Tiny note: There's a short ad before the actual clip, and the audio is in Norwegian and Japanese. But basically, it's a short clip about a certain Aya Tsukioka, who's come up with a creative solution to the problem of assault and pick-pockets. I especially like the second idea .
I want one of these:
Oh, and you can also turn your kid into a fire hydrant, should you so desire:
--the awesomeness that is Boatmurdered.