• Anoni
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Topic: Morning rituals

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Anyone else have something similar?

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Re: Morning rituals

Im so glad you felt the need to share this.

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Re: Morning rituals

Anoni wrote:

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Anyone else have something similar?

lmao at this and your Avatar lol

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Re: Morning rituals

i love copy pasta
lets make this a copy pasta thread

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Re: Morning rituals

Every morning when I wake up, I use the pee pee pot

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Re: Morning rituals

Anoni, maybe I should give you the number of my psychiatrist...

Ty, please delete this thread.

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Re: Morning rituals

Kinda scarey your naked in the shower and you DON'T think of the chick in the third movie just the guys!!!! Something you want to tell us? lol only joking, whatever floats your boat

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