Just think... you come home from a hard day, put your feet on the table an the table scans them an puts on the TV, showing "Married...With Children "...
CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic’s eyes to improve his vision
Hey, a good table knows what you need after a hard day...
CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic’s eyes to improve his vision