Well, this one time on Research Facility today, I snuck into the Rebel-captured Imperial stronghold (the fortress ting) and killed the one guy guarding it, quite cockily if I do say so.

To celebrate my victory, I imagined that my trooper dropped his e-pants and I proceeded to place my e-balls on the face of the fallen Rebel.  I repeatedly knelt and stood, simulating the Arabian Goggles of the Empire (!!!).  I finished my dirty act, and turned around only to see a (rt) clanmember standing behind me, unfortunately in enemy garb.  He may have actually shaken his head...

SHAME!!!!

He had seen it.  He had seen everything.

Then he shot me.