My guess is: owner is single, childless, works is a hateful job, and takes it out on the dog. this should be considered cruelty to animals. I wonder if he/she has a cat costume for the poor pooch...
Are there combination Dog shows and Sci-fi conventions? Geekiest in show award perhaps? probably chases his lightsaber 3 times before lying down.
Darth Rover: the fleas are strong with this one. Keep plastic bags around just incase it leaves a pile of midichlorians [sic(k)]
Please spay and neuter your jedis
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What do you mean its not chocolate?