Topic: Welcome to the Bantha's burden!
I'd like to welcome Krow and Burner aboard the Bantha's burden- grab your things, we've got a few free bunks . I'm gonna put you boys near the dorsal and prow turrets, in case we have trouble from pirates on our next trip.
If you're assigned here, chances are you've either become disillusioned with the Empire, found difficulties fitting lots of gaming into a busy schedule or simply had your command seat robbed by some upstart bunnyhopping points hungry son of a nerfherder.
Get your stuff on board, you can relax here. We're free to talk on long interstellar journeys, away from the prying eyes of the Emperor's inquisition. Indeed no-one expects the Emperor's inquisition, but they'll not bother with a bulk freighter, so we'll be free to discuss matters freely, like COUGHyour possible defection to the allianceCOUGH the latest imperial sports news...
So grab a drink and sit back, we've a long journey- this mission we're ferrying a Naboo Queen and her entourage of hot young twenty somethings home, before grabbing some twilek entertainer girls and ferrying them to their new positions in NarShadda- where we'll spend our few days leave while we have the burden docked for routine maintenance.
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it...