What'll they wreck next, I wonder, now that the trademark stealth aspect is butchered like a lamb in autumn? Will they make Snake stop smoking? Will he turn heterosexual and maybe even stop mowing down traumatized girls in need of forgiveness, reconciliation, and a good hug?

The suspense is klling me.

Will be interesting to see some wheelchair combat with Even Older Snake, though, at least. Such an underused genre, and the electric wheelchair is such a formidable killing machine (I speak from experience here, having shared school with several users of this horrific invention of mass destruction).

*has never liked any MGS game*

"Munchkin: One who, on being told that this is a game about politics and intrigue in 17th century Italy, asks to play a ninja."
— Andrew Rilstone