Lol, they have principles in college? lol, I suppose

*Explosions, Tie-Fighter blasters discharging*

Professor: What is that noise? I am doing an important lecture on aerospace engineering and dynamics! I am going over structure and hull integrity! Is that you!?

Me: Um...no...just taking notes here...on...space craft...

Professor: Really now? Care to share with the class what notes you have so sagely taken?

Me: Um...The X-Wing dorsal thrusters provide much more sufficient pitch than a Tie-Fighter yielding superior maneuverability..........?

*Awkward silence as the auditorium stares at me*

Me:.....um...

Professor: Excellent answer! Everybody should take after this fine man here! He's a genius! Son, I want you to draft up a schematic for this new hull design you came up with so we can fight Earth's impending doom against the Covenant!

Me:.....professor, there is something I need to tell you...

Professor: Yes, my good sir?!

Me: I am...MAster Chief!

Professor: WWhhaaaat?!

Me: Do not fear! I have made alliance with the Rebel Resistance so we can fight the evil Covenant and Empire!

Professor: Outstanding! A+ for the semester!

Me: Thank...you...?

*As everybody stands up to give me a standing ovation, Kool-Aid man crashes through the wall+

KAM: Oooh YEAH!

Class: Oh no!

Me: Get down professor!

*KAM then starts glowing*

KAM: Oh YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*KAM then EXPLODES in a violent combustion and glass shards fly everywhere, cutting the throats of bystanders*

Me: *I help the professor up as I dust myself off* Oh no.... *I said as I looked out the broken hole in the wall*

Professor: What is it, squire?

Me: *In shock* Look...the Covenant and Empire has started their joint strike...their First Strike...

*Outside, the sky is aglow with an orange tint, filled with black clouds billowing and rolling in the sky as Covenant flagships and Star Destroyers come into view in blank blotches and plains in the sky...as they form up for an orbital blockade. Explosions from HODS (High Orbital Defense Stations) erupt from their cannons. THe shells and plasma bolts explode and melt across the shields of the enemy invaders, dissipating into a hot vapor, leaving the shields shimmering brilliantly for a few seconds*

The war has begun...