light bulb jokes post here.

How many monkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3: 1 to screw in the bulb and 2 to throw feceis at eachother

How many gays does it take?

6:1 to screw in the bulb and 5 to fight over the guy's fashion sense.

How many Chuck Norrises does it take?

None, Chuck Norris doesn't need light to see.

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