yeah, or we make them force throw YOU! they'll be triggered by our super duper custom script t och chase every player with a name containing vader or fist, and they'll never stop!! you'll start screaming and get scared and quit the game, and they will pop up behind you start menu bar instead, screaming for agony you'll shut the comp off and go brush you teeth, and there they are right next to the sink.
"g0nk!!!"
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on second thought, I kinda agree with you 
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