Re: when do we anticipate being able to play this b*#ch?
A little rant is good for the soul one thinks.
Criteria will be laid out provisionally and that will not include the "but I made a million quadzillion posts and I ought to be considered" factor.
One of the major considerations WILL be aptitude to understanding what that persons role IS as an Alpha Tester and the willingness to carry out it in an appropriate manner. Without being overzealous with criticism's and remarks. Being able to report in a timely fashion and following Dev's tasks to the letter.