Who will mourn Pluto,
Now that its gone from the sky,
who will mourn pluto,
now that some guy,
has declared that dear pluto,
is too much a small fry,
to hold proper orbit,
up in our sky.

*sniff*

And so now we are 8,
where once we where nine,
becuase snooty science,
dosn't like pluto's kind.

I doubt that we'll see,
another planet so bold,
to shun syemtrical orbits,
and be named after dogs.

So thanks for nothing science,
you've killed a great thing,
with pluto goes xena,
and all the Kuiper things.

Incase your utterly disconnected from wordly affairs, plutos not a planet any more. And yes lobsters can ryhme. And cry. Waahhh!!!!!!!

Futurama: You Can't Prove it Won't Happen