You should hear them on xbox live. I'm 17 btw...so no comments. 
But totally right there with markus, I think the devs have to walk a very fine line between making the commander fun to play, and making him too fun to play. It would suck to have a zillion more mutineys and a million 'i wana turn!'s.

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