Ha...I gotta a norwegian/swede joke for ya (I'm swedish so I'm sure you can guess which side I'm on).

Every year the swedes and the norwegians all come together to watch a huge parade.  All of the swedes line up on one side of the street, and all of the norwegians line up on the other side.  Now, the norwegians aren't very nice,  they think it's funny to throw firecrackers at the swedes on the other side of the street, and the swedes light them and throw them back.