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Re: Ewoks Vs Jawas, Tatooine.

Heh I could finaly put my name to the test big_smile

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16 Reply by Safe-Keeper (edited by Safe-Keeper 2007-05-07 19:12:30)

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Re: Ewoks Vs Jawas, Tatooine.

I see a striking parallel to the Israel-Palestine conflict.

Wicket: This land was given us by our Great Master Luke! We don't care if you were here first! Be gone with you or taste some CATAPULT, you ugly cloaked punk-wannabes!

Jawa: Eat suicide crawler, furballs [BOOM!]

Wicket: WTF? Ready our f-ing gliders! They hide among the civilians of Mos Eisley!

Luke: ...OMG, OMG, OMG!

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17 Reply by <RT> Jimwalker-NL (edited by -|IC|-JimWalker-NL 2007-05-08 06:29:48)

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Re: Ewoks Vs Jawas, Tatooine.

To be honest. Allthough I like the idea of the smaller races in Star Wars having a clash, them doing it on Tatooine makes no sense to me.

It is a desertplanet and the ewoks are clearly creatures that come from a cooler climate. I mean the little furballs would probably die from heat exhaustion the minute they would step on the planet.

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Re: Ewoks Vs Jawas, Tatooine.

who said star wars, games and custom maps were all meant to be real? why not 1 crazy map for the hell of it!

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19 Reply by Safe-Keeper (edited by Safe-Keeper 2007-05-08 11:53:23)

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Re: Ewoks Vs Jawas, Tatooine.

It's a hot day on Tattooine, and the 493rd Legion of stormtroopers is tanning nude by an oasis. Suddenly, the 60th Nudist Tusken Raider Regiment, also bound for a day at the oasis, attack, and the 493rd has no choice but to take up arms and fight.

Special features of the map:
- Instead of players re-spawning automatically upon dying, they must wait until two living players mate.
- Female Stormie class has the ability to bitch-slap Tuskens into oblivion.
- Glistering Boob Special Ability causes male classes to freeze and salivate, unable to attack for several seconds.

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20 Reply by JeRK (edited by JeRK 2007-05-08 12:25:51)

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Re: Ewoks Vs Jawas, Tatooine.

Safe-Keeper wrote:

It's a hot day on Tattooine, and the 493rd Legion of stormtroopers is tanning nude by an oasis. Suddenly, the 60th Nudist Tusken Raider Regiment, also bound for a day at the oasis, attack, and the 493rd has no choice but to take up arms and fight.

Special features of the map:
- Instead of players re-spawning automatically upon dying, they must wait until two living players mate.
- Female Stormie class has the ability to bitch-slap Tuskens into oblivion.
- Glistering Boob Special Ability causes male classes to freeze and salivate, unable to attack for several seconds.

roll

That's all I can say.

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Re: Ewoks Vs Jawas, Tatooine.

Now my idea looks positively normal.

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