I'd love a map where you had little 10 meters tall pilotable planets. Battlefield Solar System!
1: 'OMG, Alderaan in attack run! We're gonna get rammed!'
2: 'Screw Alderaan, Coruscant is in retrograde, she's crossing our orbit! We'll be sprayed by pollution and satellites! Change our course!'
1: 'Right! Get all our droids to the western continent and have them fire their exhaust vents into the sky simultaneously. Yes, now, damnit!'
1: 'Thinking about it, Coruscant in retrograde and Alderaan on a ramming course means luck according to my horoscope! The added Fortune Points will allow my commander to deploy a killer asteroid!'
"One of the bitches actually gave birth while she was attacking, and her puppies joined in on the carnage."
--the awesomeness that is Boatmurdered.