Thats another thing...
75% of Americans tend to lie on a daily basis
I am one of the 25%...honestly! 
Quick question for you Europeans
Do you guys still call it Futbol/Football or do you guys now call it Soccer because america does?
Just wondering...
Dont scroll down...read each line seperately or it shall not work....
Now I am going to test my powers of psycological manipulism and suggestion
Ive been studying this for my magic...yes I am a street magician...I prefere illusionist...
anywho...
This needs to be the first thing that comes to mind...
picture heaven....settle it into your mind...
QUICKLY! Think of a number 1-10! DONT CHANGE IT!
You got it?
Of course you do...
SEVEN!
Why so serious?I recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia....threw herself out the window...