Just remembered that my brother has The Orange Box, and after seething my way through the most idiotic install program I've ever been faced with (What the F.ck is up with install programs that display your f.cking password as letters and numbers after you've typed it in? What's the point of it appearing in asterisks as you enter it if it's shown as regular digits right afterwards?!), I was told that the CD-key was already registered by someone else, and that I couldn't play. I don't bloody believe it.

Piracy is making gaming oh so fun.

For the ultimate scrap, try France vs. Italy.