Jedi are taking over SW FPS Gaming. It's getting to be like a Monthy Python scene... [Muses...]
[A team of Rebels dine at a military HQ. Two squad leaders walk in the door.]
Commander: 'Morning!
Squad Leaders: Good morning!
Squad Leader 1: We need to deploy a fireteam to deal with the Imps in sector 367. What've you got?
Commander: Well, there's Squad Leader and Medic, Squad Leader, Support and Medic, Squad Leader and Jedi, Squad Leader, Support and Jedi...
[Squad Leader 2 frowns]
Commander: ...Squad Leader, Support, Medic and Jedi, Jedi, Support, Medic and Jedi; Medic, Squad Leader, Jedi, Jedi, Support and Jedi...
[Squad Leader 2 looks unnerved]
Commander: Jedi, Jedi, Squad Leader, Jedi, Medic and Jedi; Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Squad Leader, Jedi, Medic and Jedi, and the new experiemental setup with a Jedi Squad Leader bringing an E-Web which is powered by a Support player and a Squad Leader spotting for targets and a Jedi.
[Squad Leader 2 looks even more uncomfortable]
Squad Leader 2: Haven'y you got anything without Jedi in it?
Commander [Frowning]: ...Well, Jedi, HWS, Squad Leader and Jedi doesn't have many Jedi in it.
Squad Leader 2: I don't want ANY Jedi!
Squad Leader 1: Why don't you deploy Squad Leader, HWS, Medic and Jedi?
Squad Leader 2: That's got Jedi in it!
Squad Leader 1: Not as much as Jedi, Squad Leader, HWS, Medic and Jedi?
Squad Leader 2: Look, could you rally a team of Squad Leader, HWS, Medic and Jedi without the Jedi?
[Commander laughs at what he perceives as serious lack of tactical sense]
Squad Leader 2: What do you mean, why do you laugh at me?!
[Privates in hall turn to look]
Squad Leader 2: I don't like Jedi!
[Privates begin to sing]
Privates: Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, lovely Jedi, Jedi, Jedi,
Commander: Now, stop that, you little....
Privates: Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi...
Commander: Shut up!
Privates: Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jeeeediiii...
Commander [Banging spawn beacon against desk until it snaps]: SHUUUT UUUUP!
Private: Jeedi, Jeedii, Jedi, Jeeediii...
Commander: SHUUUUT UUUP!
[Privates stop singing]
Commander: You can't rally a team of Squad Leader, HWS, Medic and Jedi without the Jedi!
Squad Leader 2: WHY not?!
Commander: GOOOOOOOD, it would be like Jedi, Medic and...
Squad Leader 2: IIIII DON'T LIIKE JEDI!
Squad Leader 1: Now, don't make a fuss, buddy, I'll have your Jedi, I love them! I'm sending a team of Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi,
[Privates begin to sing anew]
Squad Leader 2: I'm going off to play First Strike! [Exit, stage left]
"One of the bitches actually gave birth while she was attacking, and her puppies joined in on the carnage."
--the awesomeness that is Boatmurdered.